Did you know that Egypt has solved all its economic, social and political problems? I mean we all know that there is no poverty, no corruption. All the cities are green and all people are healthy. There is only one problem: those damn bloggers!
Don’t be fooled by the young age of these dangerous bloggers. They look young and innocent, but in reality they are extremely dangerous beasts.
So what should be done with those bloggers? Let’s start throwing them in jail!
Let’s make of this 22 year old blogger, Kareem, an example for those evil bloggers. Let’s throw him in jail for four years!
Once Egypt rids itself from its last remaining problem, namely the bloggers, it can concentrate on its next big national project: inventing a machine that allows time travel to the Dark Ages.
Just think of the tourism potential of this machine.